Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 13, 2021

I love it!…..

Minus shipping and handling….

Ask about our lunchtime guarantee.

Bob and Ray 1956.

But the whole box was used wasn’t it? You might not like the product. But wasn’t the whole whole box used to hold the product? For I don’t think that there was any empty space in the box. So I would say that the entire box was used.

*Note: We may have already spent that money.

“I’d like a replacement for this broken item with your Lifetime Guarantee”

“I’m sorry the guarantee is no longer valid, that item is dead. It’s lifetime is past”

Pretty common, a pro-rated refund.

Such as it is, in both cases.

Shipping cost more than a replacement.. take the loss.

When did he get the new TV? I don’t remember seeing a flat screen before. It’s always been one of the older big boxy things.

I saw this sign on the back of a septic tank pumper truck in Arizona: Satisfaction Guaranteed Or Double Your Sewage Back!

When I’m done with it, I’ll send the part I already ate

“If You Order Right Now We’ll Send You A 2nd One Absolutely Free – Just Pay Separate Postage and Handling”

Only that could happen to cosmo

Fawlty Towers….

Basil: “Deduct it from the bill, is that what you mean?"

Mr Johnston: “As it’s inedible.”

Basil: “Only half of it is inedible, apparently.”

Mr Johnston: “Well, deduct half now, and if my wife brings the other half up during the night, we’ll claim the balance in the morning. "