Close to Home by John McPherson for February 26, 2021

What’s going on with #87’s arm? An extra hand?

But it definitely encouraged social distancing.

I’m sure there were at least some athletic supporters among the group!

39 smuggling a potato.

In the male division the Banana Hammock Award goes to…

In the female division the award name suggestions are still being submitted:

Buns On The Run

Must Be Jelly Because

Just Jiggle It

Triangular Spacing

Flash Flossing

Dropped Cushions.p

..l

Yet Naked bike rides And No pants subway lives on…

Yellow gal and green guy AND I are concerned for Bleeb!!!

I remember when that was the word for flip-flops.

There are other ways for men and women to air their differences.

Ouch!! My minds eye just exploded

Unfortunately, I’ve seen worse at the beach.

Is 39 in a “Hopping” race?

The Marathomg was not all it was cracked up to be.

The problem with thongs is there’s no “quality control”—regarding the wearers.

The punch line should be “waves of pubic nausea.”

It’s not their backsides that nauseate me.

Thongs are like “Mullet” haircuts… “all business up front, and a party in the back!” シ

Last Annual Marathong

Like an Iditarod, unless you’re the lead dog the view never changes.

What the hell are you smiling about Bleeb. Your view has to be worse than even the spectators.

Now the margaritaville banana hammock on the other hand …

Ever since I was out of diapers, I’ve been trying to avoid wedgies. Why on earth does anyone wear thongs on pourpose ?

It would not be canceled in Greenwich Village!

John, you are the BEST!!!! LOL to the max!

this is just disturbing to consider. love it!!

I knew Mara, but I never knew her to wear a thong.

All I saw was the banner and I KNEW I didn’t want to see the rest….

https://my.evilmilk.com/p/1/w/6ow-1wwcav.jpg

Holy Bouncing Bum-cheeks, Batman! :)

I can’t unsee this!!!!