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I donāt know how sheās going to make a chicken dinner out of tofu, but it does look like sheās high now, so she must have taken that sniff of cocaine. Sheās not so dense that she doesnāt know what that smell signifies, is she?
Looks (smells) like the kind of gas that makes you want to get out of the house. I am thinking the chicken dinner line is just a rhyme to āwinner winnerā and that there will be no chicken, unless it has yet to come out of the freezer.
The oven in panel 2 appears to be an electric range top. Itās not inconceivable that sheās spent her whole life around all-electric appliances, but to think sheās reached adulthood without learning what a gas leak smells like? I suppose itās possible to be that sheltered from the actual way things work that sheās never encountered nor given any thought whatsoever to the systems that allow her to flip a switch or turn a knob to activate everyday conveniences.
And, by magical coincidence, five seconds later Pouch will knock on the door and report the gas company believes there is a leak and he needs to check (and then evacuate) the house.
Wil she even realize that itās the smell of gas? Maybe sheāll tell someone whoāll check on it? Nah. Sheāll get the spuds, and Pouch will be sitting in his SUV waiting for someone to noticeā¦
Will she even recognize the odor? Or will she get someone to check? Nahā¦ Pouch will be stuck in his car waiting and waiting for the brain dead to notice.
Little known historical fact ā Some years later when āCheesecakeā had escaped the clutches of Aquarius she got a job as a Weather Girl at a local TV station. The director would always have her stand sideways to the camera so that when she pointed to the weather map, everybody could see her āWarm Fronts.ā
I draw your attention to the photo on your left. After months of searching, I am pleased to announce my coming outā¦waitā¦thatās not itā¦my PICTORIAL DEBUT. I carefully curated a great many selfies until I finally found one that would 1) NOT result in a great number of marriage proposals from the female readers and 2) NOT cause the male readers to question their sexuality. I can only pray that Iāve been successful.
I will accept Cheesecake is the cook for the purposes of the story. But, isnāt this a commune? Wouldnāt other commune members also be assigned to help cook for such a large group?
Powder enjoys a playful, chemically enhanced afternoon at home
1-POWDER:She lines up the kickā¦BAM!GOOOAAALLLL!
2-ā¦ Today viewers, weāll be making that man-pleasing specialty, Tofu Served Nude First weāll get a hot cook ā me ā throw Tofu on a plate, then strip and serve ā Voila! One very satisfied man!
3-ā¦With Hermes Niloticus Crocodile purse and Jimmy Choos on full display, the ingenue makes her way along the fashionable Rodeo Drive storesā¦
EEEEEK! AXE BODY SPRAY ON RODEO DRIVE! POLICE!!! IāVE BEEN ASSAULTED!
One thing Pouch hasnāt anticipated: What if someone in the house gets a whiff of his stink bomb and calls the real gas company? Will he be able to (as Lawrence.S suggests) get in and find his balloon before the real utility workers show up?
A little sniff of Nose Candy and Cheesecake is up for making some vegetarian-hippie din-din for Auntie and herself and, if he gets back in time, Aquarius (I see tofu and carrots and celery and onions, some less readily identified items, and a big bottle of olive oil). She is not, Iām pretty sure, cooking for the whole commune: as we have seen since early on, Alex and the Bellums have what seems to be a private apartment within The 1312.
But hark! What odor is this wafting up from the basement, whence our Dreamie Girl in Pink would retrieve potatoes (and itās a Good Thing that the potatoes werenāt being kept in the old root cellar!)?Is it time to run, run, run?
AnyFace about 4 years ago
Yup.
āA Stink.ā āØ
Brian Premium Member about 4 years ago
Nothing like a little coke to get Cheesecake motivated.
Neil Wick about 4 years ago
Good morningā¢, cooks helpers!
I donāt know how sheās going to make a chicken dinner out of tofu, but it does look like sheās high now, so she must have taken that sniff of cocaine. Sheās not so dense that she doesnāt know what that smell signifies, is she?
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray about 4 years ago
Good morningā¢, odor detectors !
Looks (smells) like the kind of gas that makes you want to get out of the house. I am thinking the chicken dinner line is just a rhyme to āwinner winnerā and that there will be no chicken, unless it has yet to come out of the freezer.
avenger09 about 4 years ago
Ye Gods, thatās the widest basement staircase Iāve ever seen!!! You can roll a body down without touching either banister!
artsyguy65 about 4 years ago
Odor, odor, but no exploderā¦
And sadly for Cheesecake, also no clue!
The oven in panel 2 appears to be an electric range top. Itās not inconceivable that sheās spent her whole life around all-electric appliances, but to think sheās reached adulthood without learning what a gas leak smells like? I suppose itās possible to be that sheltered from the actual way things work that sheās never encountered nor given any thought whatsoever to the systems that allow her to flip a switch or turn a knob to activate everyday conveniences.
Straker UFO about 4 years ago
Next panel: oĀ°o āIs THIS where Aquarius has been disposing of Auntie Bellumās adult diapers?ā Ā°oĀ°
coratelli about 4 years ago
Artwork like an Archie comic strip, today. :D
therese_callahan2002 about 4 years ago
No one died yet, but she will if she doesnāt get out of there on the double.
iggyman about 4 years ago
Love the art today, well done guys!
iggyman about 4 years ago
āWhat died down here? Love it!
Ignatz Premium Member about 4 years ago
Being coked up adds little circles to your speech balloon and a curvy arrow toward your head.
Lawrence.S about 4 years ago
And, by magical coincidence, five seconds later Pouch will knock on the door and report the gas company believes there is a leak and he needs to check (and then evacuate) the house.
WGillete about 4 years ago
Wil she even realize that itās the smell of gas? Maybe sheāll tell someone whoāll check on it? Nah. Sheāll get the spuds, and Pouch will be sitting in his SUV waiting for someone to noticeā¦
WGillete about 4 years ago
Will she even recognize the odor? Or will she get someone to check? Nahā¦ Pouch will be stuck in his car waiting and waiting for the brain dead to notice.
Whizbang!! about 4 years ago
Little known historical fact ā Some years later when āCheesecakeā had escaped the clutches of Aquarius she got a job as a Weather Girl at a local TV station. The director would always have her stand sideways to the camera so that when she pointed to the weather map, everybody could see her āWarm Fronts.ā
Another Take about 4 years ago
I draw your attention to the photo on your left. After months of searching, I am pleased to announce my coming outā¦waitā¦thatās not itā¦my PICTORIAL DEBUT. I carefully curated a great many selfies until I finally found one that would 1) NOT result in a great number of marriage proposals from the female readers and 2) NOT cause the male readers to question their sexuality. I can only pray that Iāve been successful.
micromos about 4 years ago
NoT what, who.
Ray Toler about 4 years ago
I will accept Cheesecake is the cook for the purposes of the story. But, isnāt this a commune? Wouldnāt other commune members also be assigned to help cook for such a large group?
Another Take about 4 years ago
Powder enjoys a playful, chemically enhanced afternoon at home
1-POWDER: She lines up the kickā¦BAM! GOOOAAALLLL!
2-ā¦ Today viewers, weāll be making that man-pleasing specialty, Tofu Served Nude First weāll get a hot cook ā me ā throw Tofu on a plate, then strip and serve ā Voila! One very satisfied man!
3-ā¦With Hermes Niloticus Crocodile purse and Jimmy Choos on full display, the ingenue makes her way along the fashionable Rodeo Drive storesā¦
EEEEEK! AXE BODY SPRAY ON RODEO DRIVE! POLICE!!! IāVE BEEN ASSAULTED!
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 4 years ago
@Neil Wick ā indeedā¦tofu?
Ken in Ohio about 4 years ago
One thing Pouch hasnāt anticipated: What if someone in the house gets a whiff of his stink bomb and calls the real gas company? Will he be able to (as Lawrence.S suggests) get in and find his balloon before the real utility workers show up?
IvanB.Cohen about 4 years ago
The only thing missing is a radio blaring out " Hey good looking, what ācha got cooking, howās about cooking something up with me".
buckman-j about 4 years ago
I havenāt gotten past the first panelā¦Cheesecake got back. Probably the most interesting thing thatās happened in a month.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 4 years ago
Tofu āchickenā with chickpeas.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 4 years ago
Note too that skunk defense odor smells like decay.
Kip W about 4 years ago
Something bad could well happen to her, and the tofu is there so that folks wonāt feel too sorry.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 4 years ago
OH NO!
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
A little sniff of Nose Candy and Cheesecake is up for making some vegetarian-hippie din-din for Auntie and herself and, if he gets back in time, Aquarius (I see tofu and carrots and celery and onions, some less readily identified items, and a big bottle of olive oil). She is not, Iām pretty sure, cooking for the whole commune: as we have seen since early on, Alex and the Bellums have what seems to be a private apartment within The 1312.
But hark! What odor is this wafting up from the basement, whence our Dreamie Girl in Pink would retrieve potatoes (and itās a Good Thing that the potatoes werenāt being kept in the old root cellar!)?Is it time to run, run, run?
oakie817 about 4 years ago
wow sheās full of get-up-and-go
BreathlessMahoney77 about 4 years ago
In this place, Cheesecakeās question isnāt completely rhetorical.