That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 18, 2021

All of Maria’s neighbors in San Antonio laughed at her for keeping a wood burning oven; now they were all in her kitchen.

Life before the internet

Oh, sh*t! Hansel’s stuck!

House warming party in Texas.

The original Amazon Wearhouse.

Worst air.bnb ever!

Witches coven: “After the loin of preacher, how about a nice minced pie?”

El Policia were never able to find the secret meth lab. They thought it was being run by men.

book club will resume once the ladies have found the tarantula…

This here is a witches coven/ who meet at a pizza oven./ I haven’t a clue/ what they gather to do/ – maybe listen to Lou Beethoven ?

“Witch one of you is Hillary ?”

ARRIBA ARRABIATA!

“Hey Mabel! How many men have fallen through that trapdoor now?”

Delivered by Speedy Gonzales?

“I’m sure I saw the cat lying here in the sunbeam just a few minutes ago. By the way, What’s that you’re cooking in the oven? It doesn’t smell like anything I’ve ever cooked.”

Get off your butt and help, this meth won’t cook itself

I’m not buying this caption. There’s no guy in the picture to act that way.

Castle Ebola, where women go when they grow too old to live at Castle Anthrax.

Rosita explaining to her neighbors why the power outage wasn’t caused by frozen wind turbines.

The drive-up window looks awkward to use.

The crematorium was well attended whenever a local celebrity was featured.

“I’m a tell you ladies, Antonio, he’s gotta one big hotly totsy!

Setting a new Guinness record for largest s’mores.

Inside the bakery: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pedro_Weing%C3%A4rtner_-_Interior_da_padaria,_1907.jpg 

(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/7433 

https://enciclopedia.itaucultural.org.br/pessoa24732/weingartner 

both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his Portuguese Wikipedia page 

https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_Weing%C3%A4rtner 

(much more info than his English Wikipedia page, directly pointed to by the title URL; again, Google Chrome can automatically translate as necessary). So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/01/04?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 17 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2645 (February 17, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

The women complained often about the drudgery of baking. But they really just wanted to keep the men away while they plotted how get the vote.

Free health care day at the Women’s Clinic. :>)

1917 German ladies rehearsing for upcoming Holocaust, keeping a fire lit just for you.

Fences need gossip, but gossip doesn’t need fences.