Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for March 06, 2021

It’s true about big dogs. They’re clueless about their size.

And I identify as a BMW 22 Gran Coupe

I identify as ME!

Reminds me one of this: https://www.gocomics.com/dogsofckennel/2015/01/06

S’alright, Chihuahuas identify as Rottweilers.

And some people identify themselves as other than what they were born as , and these days it is becoming a mess to say the least . Sorry about that . : (

ROFLOL!

I identify as a genius dictator, but no one seems to take my brilliant commands seriously

I let my St Bernard dogs over the years sit on my lap every so often for a short while. It was kind of fun……

Well, considering the size of some purses… ☺

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a dog have? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it one.

I identify with whichever bathroom is empty.

My Great Dane was the same.

We had a great Dane who was aware of his size, so he would just lay on the floor next to me and plop his head into my lap. His head was the same size as our cat.

I identify as independently wealthy. It’s a shame my bank account doesn’t agree…

I find this very funny, yet I couldn’t say why it does tickles me so

Big dogs think they fit in your lap. Little dogs think they are big bad terror bringers!