Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 09, 2021

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    The average rain cloud has nearly a freight train weight of water in it.

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  over 3 years ago

    Evil Spirit was a little more bulked up in 1964.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You don’t have a ghost of a chance. It will all evaporate away anyway.

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    Wiz could add steroids to the tub!

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Ah, the rare dark lightning.

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    me_the_polish_gull  over 3 years ago

    I started writing a story yesterday, and I put Part 1 in the comment section for the previous day (G.R.O.S.S. members – if you’re reading this, I’m NOT spamming). Here’s Part 2a below.

    WoI: The biggest. Adventure. Ever. – Part 2a (written with Bung’s perspective)

    I couldn’t remember anything from the last night. After I saw empty glasses of wine, I remembered the toast for Rodney. Then, I realized, I’m late for work! I have in the castle a chamber to think about my tricks. While I was walking there, I saw the King talking with Duke in another room. I didn’t hear most of it, but I heard something like that: “Blah, blah, blah, letter, blah, blah, blah, gold, blah, blah, blah, marry, blah, blah, blah…” To find out more, I came in, and asked: “What letter?”“Um.. a letter from Rodney to lady Gwen” answered the King. “He wanted us to give it to her”" I heard also about some gold and marriage…" I continued.“Oh, king wants to give them some of his gold for the wedding gift!” Duke explained.‘’Oh, okay, see ya!" I waved off and continued walking.Later, the next day, I was waiting with Wiz for Rod. When he finally came, Wiz called:" How was the date?" ’’What date?" Rodney asked. “You were on a date with Gwen and you proposed.” “I was not!” “Then who wrote that letter?!” I showed a letter on the date. ‘’Okay, this is NOT my writing style!" Rod replied. ’’Then, which one’s is it?" Wizard asked again. In this while the three of us understood, that SOMEONE ELSE wrote that letter and gave it to the King. And that person might KIDNAP Gwen. When we all ran to the king, he announced the big search of her. In a short while all the citizens were looking for our friend. But suddenly, we heard someone’s voice:“Help! Help me, and I’ll help you, please!”

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Cloud envy?

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    No strength equipment in that vat?

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    unca jim  over 3 years ago

    They’s a-stormin’ on ye horizon, Cap’n !!

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    blakerl  over 3 years ago

    Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro Magnifico-o-o-o-o I’m just a poor boy nobody loves me .

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    Thinkingblade  over 3 years ago

    Time to hit the gym!

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    jim_pem  over 3 years ago

    What’s the deal, Evil Spirit? At least you are self-aware.

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