Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 19, 2021

.. and reached for the sanitizer.

Shouldn’t he wear protection?

She didn’t notice he wasn’t wearing pants.

You can’t stop a determined professional. Guy refused to remove his mask for a dental cleaning. Now he has clean teeth but, every time he brushes, his toothbrush brings up little blue threads.

Coughed.

and was called out for not socially distancing?

I guess this is the modern day equivalent of a woman exposing her ankle in the Victorian era. There is no accounting for what people find erotic.

OH GOD….TURN THE PAGE…

…and exposed the large zit on the tip of his nose.

Thank you for putting the title on the correct side of the book.

In this time of the virus corona, he began to sing “My Sharona."

50 shades of medical mask blue,,,,,

For sure.. first base has to be re-defined.

“Mom, mom, I’m done come wipe my butt.” Reality strikes.

Licked the tip of his nose and winked.

Now this is funny!

Why is everyone assuming the mask he “seductively lowered” was covering his mouth?