Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 26, 2021

Well, if I had to put this into shorthand, I’d say someone is rather pleased with her plumage.

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salted butter

unsalted Butter

lurpak

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Ghee

compound butter

goat butter

Dutch preserved butter

whey butter

cultured butter

buffalo butter

sheep butter

yak butter

bog butter

Moroccan Smen

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nut butter

nutter butters

This composition is really visually striking. The eye is caught; the mind is boggled.

…a stenographer is the write person for the write job…

…you can tell this skeleton is a woman…

…she has a nice pear…

…[wink-wink]…

…my liquid butter just won’t melt…

…eventhough I wish I could bone that skinny skeleton…

…redacted Frog Applause letter to all of its commentors suggesting they are not its type…

…you are supposed to understand it…

…you are supposed to feel it…

…some people take, let’s get naked, too far …

…in space travel they will use a sail/fan powered by natural gas…

Hold your tongue and say pear tree of the apple family..

Partridge one on one with Larry Byrd..

Perry Mason told the Judge yet stricken from the record.

Paul Drake smoked another cig.

Look at Perry’s car as the season progresses and Flo sells him car insurance.

“f u cn rd ths, u cn bcm a sec & gt a gd jb w/ hi pa!”

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Short Hand and Short Cake.

Caption. “The skies will rain fire and the rivers run with blood before you are allowed to attend my birthday party.”

Talk about putting words down on her steno pad…er …ya know, there are a lot of people who talk from their….um, oh hell! Folks, it ain’t pretty….but someone has to say it! She talks out of her A$$!

((((((((((((GASP! )))))))))

Someone should tell the Canadians that She fixed their butter problem.

Where are the directions to be anointed with butter? Does the feather and D’Anjou pear come in the kit? Does it have to be real butter or will OLEO do? I only will use Luke warm LAND-O-LAKES pure butter….so smooth and silky…..tasty too! Now where did I put that steno pad….

Looking for Olie my Big Sweed guy to keep the peace.

So that’s what a Big Idea looks like!

Butter Nut coffee…

Butter Up the Chef for a better breakfast.

If that Bobby ever asks me to prom, I’m going to KICK his ass! He’ll know why. If he doesn’t remember why, I’ll kick it again!

What?! We’ll both be partners in the same law firm, and I’ll make 79 cents for every dollar Bobby makes?

Quite the site to see!

…they said. It’ll be phun, they said.

Where do I sign up?

Awaiting the starter’s pistol, she practiced getting on her MARK, but not really SET to GO …!

(gomenasai)

Stenography: an unoriginal, skeletal rewriting of another’s words; removing from the language its color and flourish, reducing it to the bare essentials like a stripper in a burlesque show, clad only in glistening oil.

Speaking of strippers: I once saw one do that, only it was a banana, not a pear.

That’s a plum of a pear if ya ask me.

Supermarkets all over the Bay Area have been carrying ghee for several years now.

Using only only the Superpower of Light From Within, The Stenographer examined the heavily-redacted text. Thank goodness for Randy B. How randy can he be? Hebe, the goddess of youth. Youth, ’s truth.

The Pear is an infamous medieval torture device, designed for insertion. That’ll put you on All Fours! Crawl about in the dark and seek the light.

Critical commentary….

Have some ghee with your tea.

Oh wait, I better take notes.