The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 12, 2021

Brutus shoots … he scores!

It’s always 7 AM for Madame.

If not, I’d hate to see her then.

Zing!

Actually Mama Gargle doesn’t JUST look her worst at 7 PM, she looks her worst ALL DAY! ;D

The clock is stuck on 7 pm.

Score One for the good guys!!!

Mother Gargle is so ugly….she entered an Ugly Contest and they told her “Sorry, amateurs only!”

Good one!

It’s always 7pm somewhere. Fortunately, the drinking started two hours earlier.

I always expect her to cackle and say “Fly my pretties!”

I work nights and sleep noon to 7pm

I won’t even look at myself at that time

HA!! Good uppercut to the gut, Brutus! You need to get in a good shot sometimes as much as she always rags you!

Good one Thorney

From the moment she wakes up it will not get any better .

I almost spit coffee with this one

I think I look my worst about 7am actually – ‘course, that’s one of the few times I look in a mirror

Snap! Chalk one up for Brutus!

Notice in the last panel, her face changes…….it is 7:10 pm.

Way to go Brutus. Though you know that there WILL be a payback. Still. Way to go……

Even blind squirrels find nuts sometimes. Good one Brutus.

Best view of mother Gargoyle is going away.

It’s 7 o’clock somewhere.

Brutus, You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’!!!

I hate think about what she looks like before she puts on her face in the morning. Then again, maybe she shouldn’t.

Brutus, you dog you! ;-)

Zing!

Nicely set up for the knockout, Brutus! Now, if you could only do that to your boss…..

Good one, until she leans in, dramatically gives him the once-over, then announces, “Yeah, I see what you mean.”

It is somewhere!