Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for March 08, 2021

Could be one of those live mannequins.

I depends who they’re selling to? Who is their customer?

It could be unappealing if it looks too much like someone you know (especially if they are close to you).

Now we know what happened to Chevy Chase.

Where are the masks?

Must live in a red state

they are outdoors which is good for you it kills the virus

looks like a familiar public figure -

If they wanted mannequins with attitude, they could hire fashion models. In the 30s, the women were called mannequins and the clothing they wore was called models.

I dunno, that mannequin looks pretty old fashioned. Maybe if he had a pipe in his mouth he’d look even more old fashioned.

Maybe they live in Texas