Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 08, 2021

The bird is trying to make a “clean breast” of it.

He doesn’t want to be known as a … uh, one who pecks.

Learn quickly kid, or Darwin’s going to take care of you.

Why is there 2 ons? “Around on on the”

he doesn’t like the ones with crusts, either…

I say, don’t mix crumbs with seeds with Chex (… or with anything else)

If you mix, I will sort or pick out what I want.

I will only eat what I really like.

I will save the best for last.

It’s good to to know we’re not the only ones to make typing errors.

Pecky, pecky, pecky

My youngest would literally get down on his belly and lick up food he dropped on the floor…..before we could stop him.

But would not eat something off of anyone else’s plate.

Still baffles me.

There are fussy eaters in every crowd.

Who ruffled his feathers?

Would NOT make a good canine!

A little Monk bird!

And they didn’t provide any Grey Poupon.

Sheldon Cooper, as a chicken.