Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 27, 2021

“Fire” this guy, get a financial advisor.

Would you like to join our Gun of the Month Club?

Right about now, good luck with that! You had better have a boatload of money to get very little. Either that or know the criminal element.

I suppose you want them in working order?

A stock broker perhaps?

Great investment. I’ve got a couple that have gone up 300% in ten years.

Oh yeah. This is funny.

Get them now while you can! Keep your guns close and your ammo closer!

Sick people stockpile guns. Sick in their souls and probably sick in their heads. Note that I am not referring to legitimate collectors of guns for display. I am referring to those who think the gub’ment is coming for their guns and gotta get ready for the coming war.

Homeland Security.

Missed the boat on that, finding guns or ammunition is like trying to find toilet paper early in the pandemic.

We need to stockpile our guns to protect ourselves from the crazy people who are stockpiling guns.

Amirite?

You should talk to the current administration and tell them you’ll help them pull off a massive weapons sting operation – call it Fast and Furious II. They’ll love it and you’ll have more guns than you can count. :P

I prefer edged weapons…

Speak to your mom about yelling at your dad all your early life. Put it all together, then go amass a stockpile of blowup dolls. Worked for the former “president.” It’ll work for you.

Just ask ANY of your local ‘right-wing NUTJOBS,’ who seem so afraid of their shaodws, that they have to strap on multiple guns, just to get a cup of coffee.

Oy

Just like the stock market, timing is every thing.

not funny

since he is in a gun store i would assume the guy he just asked would be the one!

Um. How many is in a stockpile? Just asking for a friend.

If you’ve got the cash you can start right there.

You can start in Ohio, our state government’s goal is to arm to the teeth every man, women & child with visible and concealed weapons.

Use our toll free number, 800-STOCKUP…

The ATF.

Good one.

Define “stockpile” . . .

. . . as opposed to “collection”.