Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 19, 2021

At this rate, Nancy will be the Manager of your department – STAT!!

That’s good scoop, Nancy. We should banana split before they get here and take refuge in the cone of silence.

Nancy, could you call the bananas of planet split to get help?

Being abducted by a sundae doesn’t sound so bad.

I welcome our Sundae overlords.

Ha! She knows it’s a Fridae today and not really a Sundae.

In the bad old days secretaries were hired strictly for their looks. Jealous wives (former secretaries themselves) insisted secretaries be hired based on ability. And here the secretary was hired for her ability to remain clueless.

Oh god I hope Qanon don’t get a hold of this one, they’ll be breaking into ice cream shops and gelateri looking for the probing room.

Hmm that might actually solve our world hunger

Gol durn sundae drivers!

That new secretary is the bomb-pop!

But never on Sundae!

That’s nuts! That’s bananas! Ooo, I’m hungry…

If she’s not suspicious of being a secretary at an ice cream store, she won’t suspect the message either.

Giant sundaes invading earth and making American’s Fat. That’s right Giant Sundaes from space are responsible for Fat Americans. “Never let a good crisis go to waste.”

They’re in gelato trouble.

Wait until she hears about the sea monster eating the ice cream.

Gary Seven: “Miss Lincoln, what exactly did your employers say they were working on?”

Roberta Lincoln (hesitantly): “Research for a new encyclopedia . . . ?”

— Robert Lansing and Teri Garr, in the Star Trek episode, Assignment: Earth