In the bad old days secretaries were hired strictly for their looks. Jealous wives (former secretaries themselves) insisted secretaries be hired based on ability. And here the secretary was hired for her ability to remain clueless.
Giant sundaes invading earth and making American’s Fat. That’s right Giant Sundaes from space are responsible for Fat Americans. “Never let a good crisis go to waste.”
LookingGlass Premium Member almost 4 years ago
At this rate, Nancy will be the Manager of your department – STAT!!
Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That’s good scoop, Nancy. We should banana split before they get here and take refuge in the cone of silence.
The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Nancy, could you call the bananas of planet split to get help?
Imagine almost 4 years ago
Being abducted by a sundae doesn’t sound so bad.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I welcome our Sundae overlords.
Gent almost 4 years ago
Ha! She knows it’s a Fridae today and not really a Sundae.
Lawrence.S almost 4 years ago
In the bad old days secretaries were hired strictly for their looks. Jealous wives (former secretaries themselves) insisted secretaries be hired based on ability. And here the secretary was hired for her ability to remain clueless.
chuckcork1 almost 4 years ago
Oh god I hope Qanon don’t get a hold of this one, they’ll be breaking into ice cream shops and gelateri looking for the probing room.
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Hmm that might actually solve our world hunger
Radish... almost 4 years ago
Gol durn sundae drivers!
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That new secretary is the bomb-pop!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
But never on Sundae!
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
That’s nuts! That’s bananas! Ooo, I’m hungry…
Bilan almost 4 years ago
If she’s not suspicious of being a secretary at an ice cream store, she won’t suspect the message either.
blakerl almost 4 years ago
Giant sundaes invading earth and making American’s Fat. That’s right Giant Sundaes from space are responsible for Fat Americans. “Never let a good crisis go to waste.”
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
They’re in gelato trouble.
Dragoncat almost 4 years ago
Wait until she hears about the sea monster eating the ice cream.
paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Gary Seven: “Miss Lincoln, what exactly did your employers say they were working on?”
Roberta Lincoln (hesitantly): “Research for a new encyclopedia . . . ?”
— Robert Lansing and Teri Garr, in the Star Trek episode, Assignment: Earth