Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 19, 2021

Self control.

it hurts more if you don’t curse…

Impure thoughts are a sin.

It looks like the hammer is imagining what the workman really wants to do.

If you are easily offended concerning spiritual matters, just skip the reply to this comment.

This could be why people put their thumb in their mouth after hitting it – it plugs the naughty words!

Religion is a myth.

Nailed it! (or not…) :D

Religion is willing to send you to hell forever and you’re worried about a little language?

Sometimes “gosh” just doesn’t cut it!

Recite poetry in Klingon, it’ll sound like you’re cussing…

Curses! Curses!

He’s heard a whole lot worse……

What did you say, my son? Uh – Cheese and crackers got all muddy? (Say that last line quickly)

I’d like to see a youtube video collection of priests losing it and swearing when angry.

Priests are human, so go ahead and let loose — just be respectful enough to avoid anything blasphemous.

This reminds me of a Golden Oldie:

A priest and a nun go bowling. Over the course of several frames, the nun is doing pretty well, but the priest is bowling way too many gutter balls. After every one, he yells out, “Goddamnit I missed!”

And after every such outburst, the nun admonishes him, “Father, God is going to strike you down if you keep talking that way.”

Finally, on the 10th frame, the priest bowls two more gutter balls. He angrily jumps up and down, shouting, again and again, "Goddamnit I missed! “Goddamnit I missed!”

Without warning, dark clouds gather, the roar of thunder is heard, and a blinding bolt of lightening flashes down from the clouds — and strikes the nun.

And from high up above, a deep and powerful voice booms, “Goddamnit I missed!”

“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”

“Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”

— Mark Twain