I dig messing with chemical symbols. That was my favorite thing about “Breaking Bad.” Here’s a joke I made up:
I’ve always thought something seemed fake about Lady Gaga. Now I realize she’s not even organic. She’s one part lanthanum, one part dysprosium, and two parts gallium.
I can spell my first name with elemental symbols and I was to design a t-shirt that has my name written out that way. Underneath my name I want it to say that “I am periodically ele-MENTAL”
Gent over 3 years ago
Horsing around with chemicals, eh.
eromlig over 3 years ago
Horace periodically gets burned…
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
They’ve added almost 20 elements since I was in high school and there is still no element with the symbol Ha.
6th Billiard Ball Student over 3 years ago
Ge Ar _ Ra Ti O S are Table Rock and roll matters; Cl Ar K bar exams are in rows 3 and 4.
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
I see FeCl matter heading toward the floor. ( I tried it with C and Al but they won’t compound ).
electricshadow Premium Member over 3 years ago
I see the N tile is apparently covering another one. I can’t imagine…
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
U N Be Li V (F)e B Li , H O Ra Ce!! Br Ra V O!!
Doug K over 3 years ago
I wanted to put in a comment with a formula with a subscript.
Is it possible? Does anyone know how to do a subscript here?
Chris over 3 years ago
ha! I like the chemicals as words.
Doctor Toon over 3 years ago
I was cleaning out an old filing cabinet a while back and found my decades old periodic table from junior high school
I kept it
annqueue over 3 years ago
Poor little Willie, we shall see him no more, for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Nyckname over 3 years ago
Someone used to make chemical symbol tiles to use with Scrabble.
InTraining Premium Member over 3 years ago
Chemistry seems to be over Horace’s head….!
Janet Gamble Premium Member over 3 years ago
My favorite t-shirt says, I’m a bit N Er Dy, but only periodically!
Hydrohead over 3 years ago
I wish there was a nice Sulfer yellow background.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
You’re in your element today, huh Samson?
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Safey first, elementary, my dear doctor.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Did Horace really say “funk”? LOL
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 3 years ago
A college in downtown Winnipeg has the periodic table at their front windows
Mighty Phavahg over 3 years ago
Here endeth the lesson.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
HoRaCe.
I dig messing with chemical symbols. That was my favorite thing about “Breaking Bad.” Here’s a joke I made up:
I’ve always thought something seemed fake about Lady Gaga. Now I realize she’s not even organic. She’s one part lanthanum, one part dysprosium, and two parts gallium.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 3 years ago
Ah the Periodic Table scrabble game an chemistry battle.
charles9156 over 3 years ago
fun with diagrams!
BlueFin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Denzil Dexter: “Dave!”
Cerabooge over 3 years ago
Horace is taking a break from binge-watching Breaking Bad.
Font Lady Premium Member over 3 years ago
I can spell my first name with elemental symbols and I was to design a t-shirt that has my name written out that way. Underneath my name I want it to say that “I am periodically ele-MENTAL”