Herman by Jim Unger for March 15, 2021

Keep shooting your mouth off, and you won’t have to anymore.

No tip for you. And a bad yelp review, too.

I think this waiter is Fawlty.

No one ever quite figured out why his tips were so paltry…

Here’s a tip, Bud. Don’t plan on a retirement party. You won’t be here that long.

That COVID thing came with a blessing.. there will be fewer twits dining out.

There have been wait staff that you just fantasize about suddenly getting up and sliding the chair into their legs as they pass behind you with 25 pounds of plated orders. Then announce how sorry you are but there’s nothing on the menu that looks good.

GOOD DAY, SIR!

The trials of life!

Yep! You just never know how many twits there are until you work with the public! Pathetic!

I’m not sure what’s worse a grouchy waiter or an overly-friendly one. We had a waiter at a resort I managed that got so friendly with one table that he pulled up a chair, sat down, and joined them for dinner! … Then he couldn’t figure out why I fired him.

There goes his tip! Oh well, he didn’t really need that 15 cents…

Ummmmm….you can set the tray down, now. There is nothing on it….

“Those twits are lousy tippers too, they think it’s MY fault, when THEY come in during MY break.”

He’s in the wrong line of work, he should be working a complaint department. You get a better class of twit.

One man’s twit is another man’s bad tipper.