The Buckets by Greg Cravens for March 18, 2021

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    Sigh! The days of live commercials are long gone. You’d have to be very devious to get this on air!

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I call all such meds PLAXUFLIXUMAB. It’s so generic it’s good for everything, unless it kills you.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  almost 4 years ago

    Do you enjoy humor in a jugular vein? Ask your newsagent about Potrzebie, it may be right for you.

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    Space_cat  almost 4 years ago

    From the makers of Dammitall, comes Screwitall… BTW since when did Death become a side effect? Side effects are something one has the potential ability to recover from, last time I checked, death seems to be a one-way trip.

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    landyk  almost 4 years ago

    I hated those ads, my doctor can suggest my meds, thank you. Lately, in Michigan they have been replaced with gambling ads. A new hate coming on.

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Mother, please! I’d rather do it myself!

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    jhroos  almost 4 years ago

    I understand that the generic name for Viagra is “Micoxaflopin.”

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    david_42  almost 4 years ago

    One standup comedian I know did 45 minutes on the side effects of a new drug.

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    Snowedin  almost 4 years ago

    Does anyone remember that old email joke about drugs? For erectile disfunction: mycoxafloppin. For stress: Damnitol. Can’t remember any more.

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    Doctor Toon  almost 4 years ago

    Most of the tv we watch is recorded on the dvr and I fast forward through commercials

    Those side effects pass pretty quickly

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    Sgt. Snorkle  almost 4 years ago

    I watch streaming, no commercials there!

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    magnus  almost 4 years ago

    I was taking a drug and I told a friend that it had side effects that were worse than death. He asked what side effect could be worse than death? I told him “anal leakage” and he agreed that was worse than death.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Now if can just find Doctor that can pronounce that.

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    bryan42  almost 4 years ago

    I am positive that the way pharma companies name new drugs is to take a big bag of Scrabble tiles that has been altered to have extras of all the odd letter (X, Z, Q, etc) and almost no common letters (S, T, R). Grab a handful of tiles and put them together in the most (least?) coherent manner possible. Tada!!! new drug name!

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