From the makers of Dammitall, comes Screwitall… BTW since when did Death become a side effect? Side effects are something one has the potential ability to recover from, last time I checked, death seems to be a one-way trip.
I was taking a drug and I told a friend that it had side effects that were worse than death. He asked what side effect could be worse than death? I told him “anal leakage” and he agreed that was worse than death.
I am positive that the way pharma companies name new drugs is to take a big bag of Scrabble tiles that has been altered to have extras of all the odd letter (X, Z, Q, etc) and almost no common letters (S, T, R). Grab a handful of tiles and put them together in the most (least?) coherent manner possible. Tada!!! new drug name!
whahoppened over 3 years ago
Sigh! The days of live commercials are long gone. You’d have to be very devious to get this on air!
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
I call all such meds PLAXUFLIXUMAB. It’s so generic it’s good for everything, unless it kills you.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 3 years ago
Do you enjoy humor in a jugular vein? Ask your newsagent about Potrzebie, it may be right for you.
Space_cat over 3 years ago
From the makers of Dammitall, comes Screwitall… BTW since when did Death become a side effect? Side effects are something one has the potential ability to recover from, last time I checked, death seems to be a one-way trip.
landyk over 3 years ago
I hated those ads, my doctor can suggest my meds, thank you. Lately, in Michigan they have been replaced with gambling ads. A new hate coming on.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Mother, please! I’d rather do it myself!
jhroos over 3 years ago
I understand that the generic name for Viagra is “Micoxaflopin.”
david_42 over 3 years ago
One standup comedian I know did 45 minutes on the side effects of a new drug.
Snowedin over 3 years ago
Does anyone remember that old email joke about drugs? For erectile disfunction: mycoxafloppin. For stress: Damnitol. Can’t remember any more.
Doctor Toon over 3 years ago
Most of the tv we watch is recorded on the dvr and I fast forward through commercials
Those side effects pass pretty quickly
Sgt. Snorkle over 3 years ago
I watch streaming, no commercials there!
magnus over 3 years ago
I was taking a drug and I told a friend that it had side effects that were worse than death. He asked what side effect could be worse than death? I told him “anal leakage” and he agreed that was worse than death.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Now if can just find Doctor that can pronounce that.
bryan42 over 3 years ago
I am positive that the way pharma companies name new drugs is to take a big bag of Scrabble tiles that has been altered to have extras of all the odd letter (X, Z, Q, etc) and almost no common letters (S, T, R). Grab a handful of tiles and put them together in the most (least?) coherent manner possible. Tada!!! new drug name!