The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 18, 2021

She is always so nice to her son-in-law.

Accuracy is overrated…..

And you’re all w!tch. What’s your point?

Takes a fatso to know a fatso, Mama Gargle! :P

Mother Gargle ain’t exactly Twiggy herself, is she?? People that live in glass houses and all that…

/SMIRK/

About 3 months ago I got my wife a piano keyboard for our anniversary. I told our kids that when I was younger I used to play by ear, now I just use my fingers.

I mentioned another joke about tickling the ivories, and was advised that was on a TV program that was popular 30 years ago “Golden Girls”. So I recycled an old joke from a TV show about old people. Sure didn’t do much for the old ego.

Always the first to get the last word…

She approaches any subject with an open mouth.

All ears? Sorry, Brutus, you’ll need to wait a few months for fresh corn-on-the-cob.

skip the fat jokes…her HAIR style with 3 points…

I don’t want to be mean. I don’t mean to be rude, but plan and simple I love Food!

That too, but what ‘s up about dinner. Please say it’s, those five words I want to hear you say, I’m not cooking dinner tonight…..

And Mother is all mouth and ugly hair…

Gargle sees an opening.

Well, the tummy knows.

I’ll bet for dinner they’re gonna have rump roast