Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 18, 2021

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    me_the_polish_gull  almost 4 years ago

    Touche

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 4 years ago

    Your mistake there was letting him get a word in…. (Hides behind sofa) ;-)

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    That just wouldn’t do it, Wiz! :D

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    Jeddo  almost 4 years ago

    “We never talk” means “Nobody wants to listen to my rambling, complaining and musing, so you’d better or else!”

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    Chris  almost 4 years ago

    you can slug him now.

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    Deezlebird  almost 4 years ago

    I’ll trade with her. My husband is the talker in our family.

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    sandpiper  almost 4 years ago

    I really hope she dunks him, then wrings him out.

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    Diat60  almost 4 years ago

    I wonder which came first – the Wiz losing interest or Blanche putting on weight?

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Blanche, Wiz loves you still. (Sneaks out the door).

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    ksu71  almost 4 years ago

    Reminded of the old Calvin Coolidge story.

    According to legend, a dinner companion offered to bet she could extract at least three words from him during the evening. Coolidge turned to her and said, “You lose.”

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    Silence is golden……

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ask and ye shall receive

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    cracker65  almost 4 years ago

    He’s going to have trouble walking with that stick stuck up his rear.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Hey, Wiz! Remember you can always turn her into a… a… Actually, what could be worse than what she already is? Maybe turning her into something less threatening would do?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 4 years ago

    Please, shut-up. Hey, it’s more than two words.

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    brklnbern  almost 4 years ago

    You asked for it and you got it.

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