The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 25, 2021

That’s a load of Font Fooey.

When using small talk you have to pica your words carefully…

I won’t stop believing that she was actually born just south of Detroit.

“Animal husbandry” – that’s some pretty big words, Edgar.

Just ask her if she comes with closed captioning.

Ah, my blessed magnifying glass came in very handy.

He wants to put her on a midnight train going anywhere…

The sign of a needy person. Right now he needs to buy her something like a whole pie to keep her pie hole shut.

Poor Edgar. He’s always forgetting to bring his reading glasses.

edgar probably hears something similar to that cat in the far side ’toon – “__________________”….

Wait till you get to the fine print. :)

Just hold her at arm’s length!

Edgar should read and hear the fine print.

I laughed.

The “I’m from a small town just outside of Chicago” is from the mockumentary “the Mighty Wind”

ya, it’s too hard to read such small print!

She’s a low talker

I was in animal husbandry in college.

Then they caught me, and made me stop.

I don’t know about Edgar but i almost popped a retina trying to read the small print!

Not difficult to know when it’s small talk, cuz it’s always in small print.

Just kiss her Edgar, give her something to think about. It’ll stop the flapping of her lips for a couple of seconds anyway.

Problem is Edgar’s a big mouth.

Me too. Have to turn up my hearing aid.

I’d rather date a quiet woman than a loud one.

Anyone else see the Journey lyrics in there? Love is a journey, but sometimes it’s one better not taken…

She’s just not his type.

And, to make matters worse -she’s a soft talker.

No one likes to read the fine print.