Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 30, 2021

You need a mat that says,…..“G’bye”.

As an introvert I never thought of doing that before.;-D

You and me both!

I’m a hermit so I have to side with Ralph on this one.

.To coin a cliche, you have changed my life forever.

What they need to do is make a “Don’t let the doorknob hit you” mat.

Last night, I dreamed Drabble ended its long run by having the whole family, pets included, get in their car and drive off into the sunset.

“Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.”-Benjamin Franklin

I likes that idea, for certain guests.

What’s the old Max Morath song? You’re always welcome at my house IF you come after breakfast, bring your own lunch, and leave before suppertime!"

This might be a bit more clear: https://www.amazon.com/GXFC-ZHAO-Personalized-Anti-Slip-Entrance/dp/B07X649R4F

I think that Dad IS a door mat.

Have they always had a double front door?

i only hate when guests leave if they are my friends

Depends on the guests.

I’m with you on that one, Ralph!

Maybe you should have gone with a “Close the door when you leave” doormat.

Ralph’s appearance in the last panel is very Picasso-esque

Then it should say unwelcome

As a bonus, Ralph, only invite people over you hate.

They like it better when they leave too, Ralph!

Ralph is the only character I’ve ever seen whose both eyes are visible in profile.

Well I saw several suggestions on what the message SHOULD say, but you’re all wrong. THE correct wording would be THANKS . :-)