Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 08, 2021

What, no Osama bin?

Bin there.

I was a has-bin once. Then I got divorced.

Bin there, dun that.

Take some of them back out and put them in your “I still could” drawer.

It looks like he was not the one to fill the bins.

Is it his turn now to do the same with her stuff?

not as bad as Osama Bin

Where you bin?

Ralph’s got it right with a no has-bin so there is still hope

Spent his life in the dustbin.

Ralph’s making a guest appearance on Off the Mark today.

Which one do I put the recycling in?

I used to buy 7-bean soup packages. Suddenly, there were only 6-bean soup packages. I still had a 7-bean package in the cupboard, so I checked what was missing – the has-bean.

This is a good one! Love Ralph! I think we all have those bins somewhere.

At least he’s got it all organized.

Waitaminnit. I thought it was spelled ‘would of, could of, should of bin’.

Most of my stuff is still in my Oughta Bin.

Well kids, back in my day, it was Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda.

What we need is a Joe Bid……oh, never mind.

And, if wishes were horses…

The Haz Bin is for hazardous materials.

Plus way better than Jar Jar Bin…

At least a has been once was. I wasn’t gonna in the first place ’cause it looked too much like work. Successful actors, writers, musicians, artists & athletes put in way too many hours turning play into work.

Reality chuck …!

(surely this isn’t the 1sr such comment)

Woulda, coulda, shoulda, didnta.

Ht