Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 19, 2012
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Cathy: When the groom looks at me with the dreamy blue eyes that used to melt my heart, I will say "I'm so happy for you". When I meet his young, thin, darling bride, I will take her two-carat ringed hand in mine and say,"Congratulations". When the well-wishers are toasting the happy couple, I will leap up and shriek,"WAIT! IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!! WAIT!!...." Once more around the block, Irving. Irving: Oh, for crying out loud... Caption: As critical as the rehearsal dinner: The rehearsal car ride.
gobblingup Premium Member about 12 years ago
She has gone off the deep end! Keep driving, Irving, and take her home… you don’t want to deal with this!(Irving looks like a limo driver.)Good morning, Susan! Glad to see you back! I missed you!Good morning, Aaron, Shyygirl (maybe this morning, maybe later) and legaleagle!Hello to those who will come later (or are lurking)… GsMom, KFG, Billy, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli, mollie, AnonaMona, Bronzepony, simpsonfan2, tegm, catsarge10, BJIllistrated, ncalifgirl58, Molly mcgee, Teresa, mar mar in MI and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!
QuietStorm27 about 12 years ago
Good morning lightenup, Susan Newman and the rest. The more I reread these past Cathy’s, the more confused I am that Irving married Cathy. Maybe he’s a masochist.
gmforde about 12 years ago
Why did she accept the invite? I’m a little baffled by it all. But Cathy being Cathy must be true to her usual barmy self, I guess.
AnonaMoaner about 12 years ago
I’m back – for the moment! Horrible connection problems lately. Good job they didn’t invite me to that wedding, I might not have seen the invite until it was all over.
8-Dcatsarge10 about 12 years ago
Yes, Cathy, it could have been you a few years ago, but you’d probably be divorced by now, because you knew at the time that he was not right for you. So pat yourself on the back for doing the right thing and turning Alex down.Hello to Susan, lightenup, shygirl, gmforde, AnonaMona, and good afternoon / evening to the rest of the clan yet to come!
mollie05 about 12 years ago
Good afternoon fellow Cathy nuts, I’m wondering if Irving will get her out of the car when they get there. I see a big meltdown coming her way!!
NE1956 about 12 years ago
The sane person coulda been you too Cathy, but that ain’t gonna happen either. Why wish for what you can’t have? My flawed man instinct says that the bride probably won’t be that slim and Cathy will gloat for months.
Nice to have Susan back again. :-) AnonaMona isn’t it frustrating when there are Internet connection issues? We had one in February and weren’t here for 3 – 4 days. We have Internet, TV, land line and cell phone in a bundled package. Thankfully the provider gave us a credit for the downtime.
Mom, you need a clone so we don’t have to be missing you for a day or two. Who else is gonna give Cathy (and sometimes her mom) a good stern lecture if not for you? :-)
kittycatpawsare LOL you’re right about LMB. When his internal clock says bedtime, he sits near the door to our upstairs den (one flight up from our bedrooms) or downstairs at the living room entrance. When he hears “Okay buddy . . . done!” he becomes a guided missile and takes off. We have polished wood floors and sometimes he can’t get a toe hold. :-D
NE1956 about 12 years ago
Calling all dark chocolate lovers (you know who you are)
Dark Chocolate and Raspberry Layer Cake RECIPE HERE
BillyJL about 12 years ago
Ignore the “once more around the block” Irving. She’s had her quota. Cathy — Chill. Nut job.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 12 years ago
Hi Cathyites!! Better idea — Don’t go Cathy!!!!! Me too Aaron!!
BillyJL about 12 years ago
Aaron called after two EMS runs. He says there’s no sign of the cake and only a clean stack of plates and the cake pan to show for it. Yeah we do rock, don’t we? :-D
hendelca Premium Member about 12 years ago
RATS! I got here too late. Just caught up on all the comments since last Thursday and noted that I missed out on several delicious looking desserts. Looks like I missed another one. Tomorrow maybe I will read the comments a little earlier in the day – before the dessert is all gone. lightenup – I waved to you yesterday afternoon! Our flight back from Orlando was diverted further west than normal because of weather. I woke up from a nap, looked out the window and saw we were directly over Atlanta. I seem to remember (but my memory is not necessarily accurate) that you live in the Atlanta area so I waved. Hi to all the Cathy Nuts here today. Hope you are all having a good week – no matter what the weather is like. (30C+ when we boarded the plane, 4C when we got off in North Bay. Quite a shock to the system. Luckily I had a jacket in the car for warmth while loading the luggage.)
rgcviper about 12 years ago
You said it, Irving.
[Eye-roll]
He DOES look pretty goofy today, too, doesn’t he?
kittycatpawsare about 12 years ago
Hi to all my wonderful cathy family.You know i can almost see LMB lol<3 Good to see Anona Mona sorry about the computer problems.Hi Susan Newman good to see you.Hope to see Gretchens Mom back soon hope all is well. : ) oooohh cake yum.