The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 22, 2021

Ah, the sands of time…..

Best explanation and quick thinking on her part for sure !

“Hey little man! Are you kidding me?”

“Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.”

;-)

More like a gumdrop figure.

Gravity Gladys

Every woman has an hourglass figure. Some just hide it better than others.

There’s a lot of sand in that there hourglass.

When the sand shifts, the hourglass keeps its shape.

Just sayin’.

Over time, gravity takes its’ toll.

Who wants a six-pack when you can have an entire keg?

Inside me, there’s a thin person struggling to get out…

but I can usually keep him subdued with a couple packages of Oreos.

“Rubenesque”

And Dolly Parton is before the sand has moved!

ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ

Not even then…….

That hourglass is broken

The sand has definitely settled in the bottom.

In my case, the sand stopped at my stomach. Sniff.

quick thinking mom

Show him an hourglass for comparison. “Um no.”

It is not sand but sandwiches that have to pass.

Which is why she has a big behind

Good answer. Of course, now Gladys has to deal with Wilberforce’s reply:

“Oh . . . ok, Mom . . . um, Mom, what’s an hourglass? And what it does it have to do with sand? And what’s a figure?”