Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 30, 2021

Doesn’t look quite as sturdy.

Is that Sir Lance-a-long?

The telescoping feature “helps” Sir Rodney miss his opponent sooner.

Didn’t extend quite far enough…his opponent is still on his horse. Now Rodney knows he’s in trouble!

Just hope you don’t run out of batteries, Rodney.

Social Distancing.

Makes up for not having a helmet or a shield…..

That’s what we like to see Sir Rodney the brave !

eBay or Amazon, Rodney?

That’s Rod. Distance makes the heart grow fonder – of living.

Gwen: I like the adjustable models, too!

Rodney: What?

Gwen: What?

Probably the only thing that Rodney has that extends and it still isn’t quite long enough. .yeah, I went there. Not sorry.

The pre-umbrella

Those horses look bored with the whole thing.

That thing looks as fragile as Rodney himself. Must be an Acme product. He’s doomed!

Surely you joust!

Ah, the old adjustable jousting lance trick.

This is were Rodney discovers it is a GM model on recall.

This right out of an old Popeye cartoon where Bluto had the adjustable lance!