Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 10, 2021

I print mine on soft paper!! Beats buying all that TP every other week!!

/SMIRK/

I thought burning garbage was against the law ?

CVS receipts are a more plentiful source.

Use Tucker Carlson’s oxygen to start the fire. He’s just wasting it.

Hey, what happened to the new era of Unity?

I had to look him up. If they had mentioned Fox I wouldn’t have bothered.

An ol’ Robin Williams joke, “I tried to line me parrot’s bird cage with printouts of Tucker Carlson’s transcripts. He looked down, the up and said, ‘Wouldn’t that redundant?’”.

Robin used the NY Post not TC.

Why is it that Tucker Carlson is so ignorant of world events? Why does he constantly ask his audience rhetorical questions? Why is he afraid to make a statement like other commentators do? What is he hiding? Does he have the mental capacity analyze situations? Why does he make statements contrary to fact? Why is he afraid of the truth? Why does he make baseless assertions and leave them open-ended? Why is it that he can’t control his guests and allow them to rant on? Why does he pick some guests and not others? Does he have an “enemy’s list?” What does he have to hide?

Of which satanic cult is he a member? Why does he withhold the evidence that the Holocaust, JFK assassinations, moon landings, 9-11 and the Covid91 virus are hoaxes? Why does he even hide that he has this evidence? What position does he hold in the “Deep State?” What is his role in Q-Anon? In what ways did he encourage the Capitol riots?

And finally, why does he always have that confused look on his face and has he stopped beating his wife?

Hannity, Carlson, Ingle along with Graham, Cruz and McConnell – always the critics, never the doers.

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” – Theodore Roosevelt.

Be careful. The fumes may be very hazardous to your health.

He certainly couldn’t use any off the main stream (lol) media. BS won’t burn!

Add Hannity. And Limbaugh. Death shouldn’t elevate him from the total scumbag he was.

Snowflakes to the left and snowflakes to the right.

I don’t get this one.

Well, if Bedouins can burn camel dung I guess Tucker transcripts wouldn’t smell any worse. Or better.

I think that Jeff should stick to his political cartoons when he gets political.

That’s why I smell the dairy farm.

…and here I was, thinking that pasture pudding had to dry out before it would burn…

Carlson’s transcripts are self igniting,

He should change the name of his strips to extremely confused. Unless he just means that Tucker does get passionately long with his openings. They are usually right on. So I think everyone needs to watch Tucker Carlson for a month and then decide which is it.