Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 01, 2021

“Boat! Boat! Boat!”

But that CAN’T be the reason why the Titanic sank

His bark is worse than his fright.

Robin Hood’s dog says “Bow, whoa!”

So, that’s how the container ship got stuck in the Suez Canal. He was trying to avoid an idiot and his dog in a rowboat!

Eh? What’s that boy? What did ya say? You wants me to move closer to the ship so that you can marks it as your property?

Rubes is doggin’ it.

“And feel the surface where they scraped the barnacles.” “Rough. Rough.”

bow wow wow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoXVYSV4Xcs

Good thing it’s not moving, huh?

Shouldn’t Leo and Kate be standing up there?

I would’ve been like “Bow Whoa, we’re gonna crash!!”

They’ll be left behind in the aft-ermath. Let that be a stern warning.

Considering that they are both moving at 1,000mph around the earths axis, 64,000+ mph around the sun, and nearly 500,000mph through the galaxy, the pull from the ship to the rowboat is pretty small potatoes.

Fido. PADDLE FASTER.

NOW THAT WAS COR-NEEEY!

Darn it. We finally get unstuck from the canal and now we’ve got some stupid rowboat in the way.

What a straight man.