Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 31, 2021

Hey, John — I thought you would’ve saved the no-pretty-ladies panel for April Fool’s Day. {g} (my version of an emoticon grin)

Not to mention getting called to answer to the hospital board.

Also the problem of trying to perform surgery while in the grip of rheumatoid arthritis.

If you don’t want to be kicked there, warm your hands before you touch the patient.

he didn’t understand why none of the patients liked his joe cocker imitation…

Tomorrow is politicians day. They April Fools us everyday throughout the year.

The doctor should see a specialist if that thing stays up for more than four hours.

I don’t know, John . . . . this looks more like an “Alien zipper buster”.

or the zipper accident in “There’s Something About Mary”

Clearly, the patient is there because of the Viagara ‘see a doctor if an erection persists beyond 6 hours’ problem

That’s is clearly not his chest he’s gripping. I hope he washes his hands again before he gloves up.

Which goes to show that you shouldn’t practice on Mal.

Nope, there’s nothing wrong with your reflexes!

Dr Kevin hasn’t quite perfected his Patch Adams impersonation.

“That’s the last time I’m going out with Celia Clapp!”

Well better to do it before … and not during …

It looks as if the “chest buster” has bad aim and kicked the doc in his gonads instead…

This is the last time the absolute last time I eat a Breakfast Burrito from the c-store, feels like its eating me from inside!!!!

I hate going to the dentist. One time this one moron snuck up on me in a freaking clown mask! Once I finished screaming my head off him “But it relaxes my patients!” I shoulda sued the SOB

From the illustration I believe it was actually an Alien Ball Buster…