Close to Home by John McPherson for March 29, 2021

In this fast-paced world, I think I have forgotten how to Mosey.

It looks like Bleeb and his little friend are getting a kick out of the moseying thing.

That was one of the benefits of the pandemic, room and time to mosey…we are quickly approaching stampede status again here…

Street signs in Texas, no doubt.;-D

I wish that really existed.

The crossing sign at the next intersection has a much shorter duration.

It says “GIDDYUP”

Moseying may be great for walking by the stores on the sidewalk,

but I don’t think “mosey” is the proper pace for crossing the street.

My wife and I go for a mosey around the park on nice days.

Thoreau said ‘to saunter is an art.’

He looks like more of a galumpher than a mosier.

I failed mosey in high school and I barely passed saunter. Oddly enough, I got straight A’s in traipsing.

As a rule, I boogity boogity boogity boogity shoo across the street.

Bleeb! Behind you!

To stay alive you still have to look both ways in case some wild teenager runs the light with his horse and buggy.

Nothing like keeping it relevant

Around here, they’ll run your @$$ over if you aren’t running.

Traffic lights in olden days……

Texans are known for more than a mosey. They also mope around and gawk at stuff. So it would not be odd to see a sign for a:“No Mopin’ or Gawkin’ before 6:00 PM”

By the way (BTW to the texters out there), now that Dalcon appears to have cornered Bleeb, I’m all for Bleeb just turning around and going all action hero and opening up a can of ninja on him? Just sayin’…

One of Larson’s Olympic events was the 50 yard mosey.

Dodge City streets…

Mosey, the sly way to wipe the horse poop from your boot. Now mosey on down and swing that girl, alamand left

I’m sure the driver think that.

Forget mosey Bleeb, you better hightail it out of there.

BLEEB!!!!!!!!!!! Dalcon is right behind you! This is not a good time to be picking out a new hat! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

“I taught him that mosey!” -Sheriff Bo Tully

He seems a bit old to be a Boy Scout…

I love to mosey

Could this have been the pace set by the leader of the Jews as he led them out of Egypt at the time of the Pharaoh?

Guess it depends on which streets are designed for Mosey-ing. I just want to get across so I don’t get killed by some looney behind the wheel.

Bleeb, look out! Dalcon’s right behind you!