Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 09, 2021

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    meg_grif  over 3 years ago

    Something to celebrate…

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    Farside99  over 3 years ago

    Now if only I hadn’t put all my dirty underwear in them 3 weeks ago….

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    blunebottle  over 3 years ago

    A pastor told this story once…

    While waiting in line for check-in, he observed the man in front giving a hard time to the ticket agent, who did his best to retain his composure. When the traveler finally left, the pastor stepped up to the counter and said: “I’m sorry to se you having to go through that.” To which the agent replied: “Oh, that’s OK sir. Some people just don’t know what they think they know. For instance, that man doesn’t know that, although he is going to Hawaii, his luggage is going to New York.”

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    What no mask in airports? AIEEEEEEEEE!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And by the way, those TSA locks you used didn’t make the whole trip.

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    And they’ve lost weight during the journey, too!

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    On a slightly more positive note…

    On at least two occasions, my luggage arrived on a later flight. Both times, the airline delivered it to my door the next day. Better than an extra 120 mile round trip to pick it up.

    On another flight, I put my jacket in an overhead bin, and my checkbook fell out of the pocket. The airline found it, contacted me, and mailed it to me.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Print out you name and address and contact info on an 8 1/2 by 11 piece of paper and make enough copies to put one in every bag and maybe in a secret place in the bag as well and update all your tags or at least check before each trip. I haven’t had use for one yet, but a colleague did and she found her bags waiting for her at home after she spent a week on the road.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Hey. You finally got them…..

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    The bad news is, we have to charge you for all that extra flying your luggage did without you.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Can I use their frequent flyer miles.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Don’t you just hate it when your luggage has a better vacation than you do?

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    vacman  over 3 years ago

    Had a briefcase checked in as luggage, it was returned to me with a hole in it that I could stick my arm in. They offered me $10 compensation.

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