Herman by Jim Unger for April 08, 2021

And it is uninhabited.

I know where you can get a minor planet real cheap.

Real estate is all about location and Earth is pretty much “trailer park”…

It’s a fixer-upper starter planet.

Uranus is bigger.

I think that the correct real estate description would be “cozy”

Either this is not a true planet or these beings are huge.

If they are not huge, there would not be a sufficient gravitational force to “hold” them to its surface.

But it’s got a nice view of the nebula and it’s within walking distance of the nearest wormhole.

I’ll take it!

Where’s the palm tree?

Forget size. Unfortuneately, the quality ain’t so great either.

And the other name for the realtor is Captain Obvious.

Are you kidding me? I own asteroids bigger than this…..

But has alot of atmosphere.

Not unlike Earth, it’s a fixer-upper.

Previous owner died on an unfortunate accident involving a snake bite while trying to help a lost pilot. Tragic story.

At least you didn’t have to worry about bad neighbors.

Location location location

Room for expansion

“this is an tribute, we couldn’t get the biggest planet in the universe.”

Imagine that’s our Moon and they are 2000 feet tall.