Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 09, 2021

I don’t think politicians would make good fertilizer. It would kill all the crops.

Actually, the politicians spread it on each other and themselves.

(Many) politicians (tend to) spread a lot of manure, but it doesn’t help anything beneficial to grow.

It tends to lead to more manure production. And more and more people disliking what they are seeing and smelling. <> Whoever helps to clean up the manure will have to be willing to deal with the manure and those who continue to produce and fling it.

Ain’t that the truth.

Time to call in Rothschild’s Sewage and Septic Sucking Services.

I’ve heard they sell slow-release capsules…earthpods.

At one of his whistle stop campaign speeches Harry Truman had to get up on one it give his speech, saying for all to hear, “You’ll notice I am standing above the Republican’s platform.”

I think it’s the politicians who use us.

In the older days dried dung was used to heat homes instead of burning those toxic rolls and rubber tires. The dung gate was as important as the fish gate and the other gates into Jerusalem.

Sadly, we will never run out…..

Alas, we just sold the manure spreader at the farm auction last weekend.

Please, take the pols and test them somewhere besides Washington DC!

I once followed a “honey-wagon” that was labeled “Political Promises”.

I wouldn’t mind spreading politicians on crop-growing fields, but then how would I dispose of all that poisoned food?

One in particular made tremendous amazing phenomenal fertilizer, manufactured bigly in unbelievable amounts. It was called Cofeve brand if I’m not mistaken.

Banal and cliched

I drove through Iowa about a year and a half ago, and got the delightful fragrance of manure being spread on the fields at night. It was eye watering, paint peeling strong, let me tell you.