Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 26, 2021

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Veterans of the GoComics Wars not currently in touch with Sister Teresa should leap on by for the LULZ.

Not even a rogue band of paintballers could deter her from her post. She had an F’ you level of aggressive disregard, and yes, her lameness was abusive. Go rattle someone else’s gate, loser.

Stop ya cryin’ landlubber

Go don ye boot rubber

Mama needs a backscrubber

Now git and go rub her!

Perhaps the gatekeepers would be less abusive if the landlubbers weren’t always lying down below, below below.

How high? Operating Thetan VIII levels.

Ghepetto and Pinnochio always read a whale of bedtime stories….remembering the times they had in the belly of the black beast. Ewwww

I do not consider my gatekeeping abusive. I consider any attempts to ignore my official narrative and to allow light into my darkroom world as rude and insensitive. Nobody has the right to hold an opinion that I do not officially assign to them, and certainly not to hold one that introduces the concept of OUR collective narrative being less than perfect. Facts not already in the narrative are not to be considered as additional facts, but as “alternate” facts, i.e. dreck.

No wonder I haven’t been able to get to the frog pond.

Hey lefty, where is Aunt B and Bopie Opie .. They are watching the gatekeeper guarding Eskimos eating whale blubber during Friday in Lent. Look mom land ahoy.

I like the sea, but I lub the land.

On a slight tangent, I just came across a recipe for hardtack.

…I don’t mean to demean another comic strip character…

…but for all of is bluster and blow me downs…

…Popeye is a landlubber…

…When someone uses a hobby or interest as a means of elevating themselves above others to give oneself a sense of being superior transforming their passion or knowledge about a particular subject into an ugly tool of self-inflation…

…SuperStore quote…

…when I was 8 I started working for my Dad…

…before that I was a toll taker…

…(not an exact quote)….

…I will see y’all soon-ish…

Work on the Fifty Degrees of Gatekeeping and Landlubbing Green Manifesto goes on!

Brings to mind Cerberus, the hound of Hades … I myth my mind sometimes …!

There is not enough room on the lifeboats for all the people in steerage, best keep those landlubbers below until their betters have taken their seats. It’s social Darwinism, dear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn4U4MMs2eM

he didn’t even notice that somebody was trying to paint her head. They missed by that much.

Advanced Studies always tend to seem esoteric to the Outsiders.

As the Old Saw goes, I know more and more about less and less, until I know everything about nothing. —That’s the paradigm of really-higher education, a.k.a. “book-learning”….

Make room, I want ]paint on my eyebrows and braze them no more. It’s all teenage wasteland.

Day 2: Frog Applause keeps lifting me higher! And higher and higher!

Balances out for the Sea Saw. More or less depends on cookies and milk for the mid dsy snack. Saw that… See you latter.

Blog is good … what ever happened to El Doggo, Zero,

Ring-A-Ling-A-Lario (asking for Jimmie Rodgers), etc …?

I fear this comic is nothing but a beached whale. Will the coming tide save it? These tidal waters can be erratic. What sacrifice is required to appease the muse of lame. Who among us is pure of heart with virginal ways? Oh Crap, I think we’re screwed.

Well shut the front door.

It’s Day 3, and I think I’m losing my sea legs….