Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 06, 2021

Probably had a “stone(d)” face as well.

I’ll never dance on my old top sergeant’s grave. After I mustered, I swore I’d never stand in long lines again.

born 193? died 202? -No one bothered to look up dates?

I know a few people who could use that marker.

Riverdance!

“And stay off my lawn!”

Even in death, he wants to tell you what you can or cannot do. It seems like a dare/challenge – so, if you’re not superstitious …

I have a few graves I would like to dance on, but the buggers won’t die!

Reminds of the time I went to visit my mother-in-law’s grave. It was a beautiful day, a couple of clouds in the sky. I had to go pee so I jokingly said to my wife I’ll do it right here. At that very moment it started to rain. My wife couldn’t stop laughing and apparently neither could her mom.

No watering this grave either…

The grass is always greener.

The tombstone should have a flush handle.

He was probably buried face down?

It doesn’t say anything about urinating on him.

Ding dong the witch is dead. Which old witch? The wicked witch.

Maybe she should leave the flowers by someone else’s headstone – this is a grave situation.

One of today’s Dear Prudence letters is a match for this cartoon.

https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/04/parents-hidden-paperwork-dear-prudence-advice.html

Ha, ha! Did it anyway!

How’s he gonna enforce that.

I’ve wondered what kind of dance people do on graves. Thriller style?

“Hey you punk kids. Get off my grave!”

That tombstone is of course, an invitation to do just that.

He probably should worry more about the other thing that people might do on graves.