Close to Home by John McPherson for April 10, 2021

That’s a real “crack up” if you ask me.;-D

If he only would’ve gone over easy he wouldn’t be so scrambled now.

And tie, and shoes, & …

What started as a bad yoke turned into a shattering experience

Is that how that saying started?

Oh dear Humpty, the kings men & horses are on their way but I fear they won’t be able to help!!!

That’s what can happen when you stand too close.

More like his shoes…

Ew! I hate runny yolk!

Bleeb can’t look at the horror of Humpty cracked!

You think you’ve got it bad…?

scrambled eggs anyone?

A dozen egg-calent replies when I entered this one.

Ten egg jokes in ten seconds. GO!

Egg-splain yourself

I use the egg-spress lane

eggspresso’s are eggcellent

The doctor egg-zamined me

Eat to many eggs, you get eggzema

Get lots of eggs-ersize

What’s that eggs-pression on your face

Eggs marks the spot

My head needs to be egg-zamined

Now I’m eggs-hausted

NEXT!!

Splatter is a thing dude. Better hoof it before the authorities show up and start asking the guy on the ground what happened and he says “Some one pushed me.”. ..can you prove it wasn’t you?

The yolks on you

The hard boiled detective should be here in about 2 minutes.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men – had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

Man he’s gotta quit sitting on walls.

Could have been a suicide. Did they find a note?

- Nowhere in the rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg.-If the horses hadn’t had first go, maybe Humpty would have survived.

Bleeb got away from Dalcon!

(see yesterday’s comic)

does mcphearson put those little creatures with antennas in all his cartoon now? i looked at a few in 2010, 2014 and didn’t see any. or is this a sporadic thing? now he has may attention on this

I thought it was egg white on his face, but it was snot.

My old eyes can’t tell but is that Dalcon under Humpty?

I never understood Humpty. An egg cracks and something live comes out but for him, it’s his death? Or if he’s got yolk inside like a store-bought egg, how in the world is this scary nightmare alive?

That can happen when you life on the edge.

Someone go get a really big skillet and at least a pound of butter…

That’s him all over……

I will bet this guy never attempts CPR again! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Keep your sunny side up, Bleeb! :)

Well don’t just stand there…..pull out your phones and take humpty’s picture

Hard boiled types.

Dacon or Argor may have pushed Humpty.

Yall just Crack me up.

where does it say humpty was an egg?

Did Humpty fall, or was he really pushed?