Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for April 13, 2021

I road a Mustang back in high school.

I flew to the stars in my Galaxie.

I orbited the sun in my Comet.

I never could a Ford those types.

I never was a VW van, but I drove one in high school.

First husband was a Rambler.

So she went for a Bentley. She be a fool for a Rolls.

I don’t care, I’m a Mack truck.

I was a Maverick back in the day

Complaining like that shows you are nothing but a Fiat.

Park a Koenigsegg in front of her home.Then, drive on.

Someone who refers to himself and others by their cars (or other possessions) “deserves” to get left.

Obviously, she wanted to ride in a Bentley!

and you just saved up enough to by a Rolls…..

Never bring a Mercedes to a Bentley fight!