Ironically, he’d pray every night for God to “take that sanctimonious shrew first”. That’s the power of prayer, folks.
But if the Apocalypse occurs, is the game still on?
She wouldn’t have disappeared if not for the meddling chaos butterfly.
My theory of the Rapture is that all the fanatics will disappear, and Jesus will greet those left behind and say, “Well done, good and faithful servants. You have used the free will my Father gave you. Enter into my Kingdom!”
A huge bird of prey will take them all to… oh, sorry. That’s the Raptor.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into an empty bar…
Now he can watch the game in peace…
It does raise the question, ascended to where?
August 09, 2014
Dr. Quatermass over 3 years ago
Ironically, he’d pray every night for God to “take that sanctimonious shrew first”. That’s the power of prayer, folks.
wrd2255 over 3 years ago
But if the Apocalypse occurs, is the game still on?
Gent over 3 years ago
She wouldn’t have disappeared if not for the meddling chaos butterfly.
gigagrouch over 3 years ago
My theory of the Rapture is that all the fanatics will disappear, and Jesus will greet those left behind and say, “Well done, good and faithful servants. You have used the free will my Father gave you. Enter into my Kingdom!”
Kip W over 3 years ago
A huge bird of prey will take them all to… oh, sorry. That’s the Raptor.
[Unnamed Reader - 64b33a] over 3 years ago
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into an empty bar…
ferddo over 3 years ago
Now he can watch the game in peace…
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
It does raise the question, ascended to where?