Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 13, 2021

Those are actually Fungus Flies. Pour bleach down the drain to get rid of them.

THIS IS WHY YOU FLUORIDATE THE TAP WATER. Also you could use a little baking soda and vinegar to clear those right out.

Fruit flies don’t usually pester my family until late June

Thank God they aren’t Time Flies, they usually like arrows!

I saw an interesting fly at the end of a Vincent Price movie last night, The Fly – 1958. It had the head of the male protagonist on a fly’s body.

I never knews fruit flies. I thoughts only pigs did it.

Fruit Flies in the Sink are like …

Actually, spring has been here for a few weeks, but Wiz needed to sign to confirm it!

Yup, I noted my ants are awake and reconning around the sinks. Time to break out the poison and bladed instruments to do battle with nature once again.

Mosquito: Time to go to work

A drop or two of white vinegar inside a narrow mouth bottle.

Yes yes it’s spring and the dandelions are blooming. That is the first sign of yard work to come.

That’s one of the best indicators. Bleach only seems to dissuade them for a day or two.

And where the heck are the vegetable flies when you need them? Like when someone else in the house thinks it’s a good idea to buy Kale or Okra…