The âcheapâ ones end up with âeggâ rolls on their faces.
The first two characters on the banner are heaven/sky and earth/soil. Can anyone make out the third or on the lantern?
â⊠in bed.â
When the waitress isnât serving, sheâs stuffing the fortune cookies.
Mine says âListen to her.â
Read the room!
âA foolish man listens to his heart. A wise man listens to cookies.â
Mine says âremove before eating cookieâ
mine says âif that sounds like a treat about what they do to your food, donât eat there ever again and report to authoritiesâ
Great! Thanks for the chuckle. Good way to start a day.
But this meal is already costing a fortune.
Sounds a tad threatening.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE almost 4 years ago
The âcheapâ ones end up with âeggâ rolls on their faces.
pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The first two characters on the banner are heaven/sky and earth/soil. Can anyone make out the third or on the lantern?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
â⊠in bed.â
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
When the waitress isnât serving, sheâs stuffing the fortune cookies.
The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Mine says âListen to her.â
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Read the room!
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
âA foolish man listens to his heart. A wise man listens to cookies.â
moeric9 almost 4 years ago
Mine says âremove before eating cookieâ
redback almost 4 years ago
mine says âif that sounds like a treat about what they do to your food, donât eat there ever again and report to authoritiesâ
thejanith Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Great! Thanks for the chuckle. Good way to start a day.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
But this meal is already costing a fortune.
Taracinablue almost 4 years ago
Sounds a tad threatening.