Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 14, 2021

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    Beware, she speaks with fork tongue.

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    Let the Good Tines roll!

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    As opposed to the main course of your dialogue, right?

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    I taught my little granddaughter to test the salad fork. If it wasn’t very cold she was supposed to exclaim that “In finer restaurants the salad fork is chilled.” Anyway, she knows which is the salad fork.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    That’s all she knows.

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    posse1 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Oh no, here comes that pickle guy.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    she’s lucky to have endless salad days…

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Be glad she’s not a cocktail fork…

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Shes cool as a cucumber!

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    Prawnclaw  over 3 years ago

    Didn’t even know there was such a thing, must have lead a too sheltered life.

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    russef  over 3 years ago

    Stick a fork in her?

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    J Short  over 3 years ago

    Good tynes.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Slim chance.

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    Nyckname  over 3 years ago

    You should’ve invited the dessert fork…she’s sweet.

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    Nyckname  over 3 years ago

    Don’t you hate it when a conversation forks?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    And lettuce down the wrong path.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  over 3 years ago

    Just mention dessert to her.

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    At least the other three forks have some meaty subjects they can delve into.

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    It’s all part of the service.

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    Digital Frog  over 3 years ago

    Caesar and throw her back in the drawer!

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    It’s polite discourse. Discourse, dat course, even the salad course gets talked about.

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    SheldonLiberman1  over 3 years ago

    Forks of habit.

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    drds2  over 3 years ago

    So many cheesy puns! LOL!

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    mwksix  over 3 years ago

    If you come to a fork in the salad, take it.

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    Phydeux  over 3 years ago

    Now they’re forked.

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    Old Man River  over 3 years ago

    Better not trust her. She may dessert you.

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    FunnyMinnion  over 3 years ago

    you just start talking about spaghetti

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    Stocky One  over 3 years ago

    Good tines, bad tines, you know I’ve had my share…

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