Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 22, 2021

Well that brings a whole new meaning to cremation.

Cremate, Bucky – not puree. In the oven, with lemon and dill…

His property may not be zoned for cremations. But to opt for a “Funeral at Sea”.

Bucky’s going to keep it u[ till they sedate him just before the funeral; hmmm…

Now! Satchel!! Time to go all medieval on Bucky’s ass!

Bucky, Goldfish are not food, sorta like ornamental cabbage!

Ahhhh! Poisson pâté !

Time to bring out the Bass-O-Matic!

C’mon, Satch; lay some learning on him!

This is such an emulsion-al time.

No Bucky, even better: a barbeque!

I cremated a chicken pot pie in the toaster oven last night.

I think this is the arc where the fish is laid out for a viewing.

I have a good friend who is a funeral director. He hasn’t done that yet.

I have a mental picture of wild animals (lions, tigers, hyenas) watching a human cremation and bemoaning the waste of good food.

Gotta love this one. LOL

Bucky’s reality check draws increasing ire from Satchel. Given the reality of the subject matter, this once again effectively demonstrates why Bucky was and is the smart one here.

That is a lot of work to put into a goldfish – I’ve actually eaten goldfish before, I was on a business trip in China and it was some sort of “delicacy” eating an ornamental fish – and I really wasn’t impressed. It wasn’t very big, it was bony and just tasted like a pretty bland carp to me.

Bucky totally knows how to ‘Grok’ a goldfish!!

Satchel’s fuse was just ignited !

“That puts the ‘fun’ in funeral.” Only Bucky Katt could utter that line in total sincerity.

Just knock him the f out Satch!!