Clay Jones for April 09, 2021

So so so so sick of them—all of them- the Scrooge-before-the-Spirits lot of them who suck the joy out of our lives. They’re all demons sprung from Hell just to make sure we don’t have time away from their miscreancy to turn our faces to the sun. But spring has sprung, we dance, we sing and we can tell them where to go!

That’s one thing that Matty won’t be getting – a pardon from the one that shan’t be named!!

/SNARK/

There should be pics of all those QQPers kissing the Rump’s rump.

Wow, that Matt Gaezt sure is a crass act now, ain’t he?

The face of the POT

What does Trumpie the Clown care, Gaezt the Q prevert can’t do anything to help now! And Trumpie won’t lift a finger either!

A match made in Porn Hub heaven.

Yay! The sippy cup is back. Great cartoon.

It is very sad to have some remaining Americans still seen — by the rest of the world — as supportive of Gaetz/Trump.

Two peas in a pod…belong in a cell

Anyone else read that B.S. Letter Supposedly written by “The Women In Matt Gaetz’s Office”, which was OBVIOUSLY written by HIM, or one of his paid flunkies??? It’s HILARIOUS!!!!

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1380220265716649987

LBJ was very specific on how he wanted his kissed-once on each cheek and twice in the center and then he wanted to be told it smelled like a rose

Look! Matt left a hickie!

Somehow.. (and never before eating) I pictured trumps butt a pathetic pasty white.

I hate to say it, but between the bouffant hairdo and those gawd-awful plaid suits, Gaetz reminds me of a certain breed of preacher. And his sense of “morality” only adds to it.

Clay, how do you do it? You take a disgusting situation and turn it into belly laughs. You rock!!!

They deserve each other!

“Pardon” is no longer in Pongo’s purview.

That probably was a selfie taken by Gaetz himself. Rump must of borrowed that iPad from a staffer. The serial liar only uses an iphone from his CEO pal Tim Apple.

Ah, just a couple of flawed vessels unless it was a picture of their daughter

Don’t you people understand? These high and noble public servants are above the law and common decency. The terrible strain and pressure of public service demands some outlets denied those who benefit so greatly from their betters’ inexhaustible efforts to Make America Great Again! Besides, “everybody does it.” And even if they don’t, they “take no responsibility.” And even if they did, they “really don’t know him all that well.” /s

The top players of the evil republican party.

Since the head traitor is featured in the second cartoon, here;s a bit of trivia for you to enjoy…

April 9th is a glorious anniversary: the day Gen. Ulysses S. Grant, Commanding General of the US Army, received the surrender of Robert E. Lee, a renegade US Army Colonel who was a leader of a violent rebellion against the United States, which killed hundreds of thousands of Americans. Grant offered generous terms to Lee and the other traitors making up his army.

Goes in the CLASSICS File.

Every Republican has kissed crooked lying Trump’s behind, he is the ugly head of their racist party.

At least Gaetz was looking to score with other people’s underage daughters.

Seems the creep doesn’t fall far from the creepier…