Close to Home by John McPherson for April 19, 2021

Okay, you have now seen my trophies my pets my family photo history etc etc.

Are you bored yet? It would appear that Argor is bored to tears.And of course, Bleeb is up to his normal mischief.

Swipe left…stat!

I went on a few blind dates

I dont think I came across this bad, but my dates might have thought so

If that dog sees Bleeb, there goes that chair.

That woman needs to run like her life depends on it because it does. Run as fast as she can and never look back.

Run!

Yeah. I suppose bringing my resume and my bank records to a blind date wasn’t such a good idea, in retrospect.

“But I’ve gone on enough. What do you think about me?”

Even bleep is hiding from him

Dude is literally a walking Facebook

Oh my…. look at the time.

Portrait of a Last Date.

At least ALL the cards are on the table. Though shouldn’t occur on a first date…..

…and what is your name, again?

And to think she found him on idiots.com…

Bleeb! No peeking! That lady has enough trouble already! No, no, NO! Argor do NOT pet the puppy! I see the lady at the next table is admiring his bird. Maybe she would be a better pick for this fascinating man! :)

The only thrill this woman is going to have on this date is if Bleeb tickles her ankles.

I’ve had a few women blather on. And, then, I’ve had a few where I was so nervous that I blathered on. But NEVER like that, lol.

Ooooh, and did I mention that I live in my Moms basement?? It’s real cool… it’s sort of my man cave!

….. Wait! Where are you going?! You haven’t even seen my doorknob collection yet!!

I see he brought a bird to ensure the air’s not as toxic as this relationship would be.

She seems to be good at levitating tables.

His mom is waiting around the corner to join them when they actually order food.

He forgot the family slide show.