Close to Home by John McPherson for April 23, 2021

You know it is blowing hard when even your dogs on a leash are flying in the air. Even Bleeb is Airborne! It looks like Argor is quite dense since he is not affected other than being aghast at what he sees.

As for you downwinders…………… DUCK

Her crap is gone with the wind.

Sometimes you don’t need a fan.

How Toto left Kansas

If one of those bags hit a windmill, would it be proper to say that it was a case of “crap hitting the fan”? ;D

It’s so windy, I saw a chicken lay the same egg 3 times…

Somebody save Bleeb! He’s headed to OZ…

Ah yes. A nice day in Chicago. I don’t miss it.

You can honestly say, GONE WITH THE WIND,lions and tigers and crap, OH MY!

This is like when “ crap hits the fan.”

Wow, flying your dog like a kite, i never thought of that.

The wind blew and the $#!% flew.

Now just get a little propeller and pop it in your pup’s tail-pipe.

You can be scotting along at 20 mph with no gas, and no electricity!

The ultimate green power system. Just be heading in the right direction.

Not to an oncoming car’s windshield it won’t

Is that Dalcon by the tree? Doesn’t quite look like it. Seems to have a second set of appendages on its head.

The Bags of Bad Citizenship, left along the sidewalk. :-(

Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee …… she said doo-doo!

And the guy in the next street over suddenly has an “explosion” on his car’s windshield. “Wow”, he thinks, “that must’ve been a really large bird!”

Animal Crulety is never

Now that’s what you call a real sh*t storm!

except to that guy who has to clean it up 3 blocks down the road…..

Where did the bag of doo-doo end up? The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind.

“It’s not that the wind is blowing; it’s what the wind is blowing!” -Ron “Tater Salad” White, one of my favorite quotations from the man

Look up in the sky is it a bird, is it plane, no it’s a strange visitor from another planet.

Well the weather report said there was a chance of flying Bleebs.

“Lock up the streets and houses,

Because there’s something in the air…"

Mr. McPherson must live in my neck of the woods! God i hate wind and it’s been something terrible howling away for weeks :-/

Birdie birdie in the sky,

dropped some doo-doo in my eye.

Me big boy, me no cry,

me just glad cows don’t fly.

Does that mean she has a Shitzu for a dog?

Oh no! Bleeb!