Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 30, 2021

That house was built in One Week.

You need to strengthen your core.

I could have told you that getting that kid from Family Circus to help out was a mistake.

The problem looks more structural than foundational.

Time for an Extreme Home Makeover. (Taxes not included) Someone call Ty Pennington!

A little lipstick wouldn’t hurt either.

Move it ready, $400k, but the neighbors are kinda nosy.

And a crooked real estate agent.

great, where does one buy this foundation you speak of?

Would be more effective if the “good” house had a foundation of its own.

I wonder if there’s a crooked cat or a crooked mouse. I don’t see a crooked stile – this must not be THE Crooked House (that I heard of).

The house’s one foundation is concrete, blocks or poured.

Paint up, fix up

I don’t think subsidence is the problem here. I think there was a little crooked man …

House doesn’t qualify as having “good bones”.