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Perfect could be a good compliment. But all is balanced by the other word.
Take it easy, Brutus, your boss is an idiot too if employed you. However if you’ re still in office you are useful to his goals, at least to be his scapegoat.
You’re starting to wear him down Brutus. Maybe now would be a good time to ask for a raise. Maybe something along the lines of…"Boss, that perfect thing you mentioned, What are we talking bonus-wise? Like is there a perfect idiot of the month type thing? You know, money, a gift card, Something?
See, Brutus? Veeblefester must really believe in the old adage “practice makes perfect.” Employing you for so many years, he’s watched you “grow” into your perfection! :-D
I agree on the recognition part, as any recognition is good. However, I must pose this question. Who is the real perfect Idiot, the alleged idiot or the person who continues to pay this idiot for the work he does?…….
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Nobody’s…..perfect.
oldpine52 almost 4 years ago
And Veeblefester is a perfect a$$.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Perfect could be a good compliment. But all is balanced by the other word.
Take it easy, Brutus, your boss is an idiot too if employed you. However if you’ re still in office you are useful to his goals, at least to be his scapegoat.
LookingGlass Premium Member almost 4 years ago
As my saintly grandmother would have said, “And your boss is a DUPA, also!!”
/CHORTLE/
juncarlo almost 4 years ago
Well played, Brutus seeks to look on the bright side of things
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
Still, you might want to wait a bit before adding that to your resumé.
wiatr almost 4 years ago
Good for you Brutus! Keep thinking positively (even if it’spositively wrong.)
jmworacle almost 4 years ago
A super optimist.
Baarorso almost 4 years ago
Brutus, apparently you’re unaware of how backhanded that compliment is.;/
A Common 'tator almost 4 years ago
I’ve never understood how in French grammar we can plus que parfait…
GROG Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Oh, come now. That would imply he’s good at something.
Jeff0811 almost 4 years ago
You’re starting to wear him down Brutus. Maybe now would be a good time to ask for a raise. Maybe something along the lines of…"Boss, that perfect thing you mentioned, What are we talking bonus-wise? Like is there a perfect idiot of the month type thing? You know, money, a gift card, Something?
Milady Meg almost 4 years ago
Clearly, Veeblefester is unfamiliar with Brewster Rockit.
socalvillaguy Premium Member almost 4 years ago
See, Brutus? Veeblefester must really believe in the old adage “practice makes perfect.” Employing you for so many years, he’s watched you “grow” into your perfection! :-D
Chris almost 4 years ago
not exactly to be proud of though… unless it’s funny. :D
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
A humble man. He has much to be humble about!
bigplayray almost 4 years ago
Well… He’s been practicing long enough!
e.groves almost 4 years ago
“I disagree, Boss. Nobody’s perfect.”
KEA almost 4 years ago
Everyone has a purpose in life… even if it’s just being a bad example for others
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The guy always looks on the brighter side…that isn’t a loser!
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
I agree on the recognition part, as any recognition is good. However, I must pose this question. Who is the real perfect Idiot, the alleged idiot or the person who continues to pay this idiot for the work he does?…….
CorkLock almost 4 years ago
paranormal almost 4 years ago
Way to go, Brutus! It’s a good thing he didn’t say prefect…
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
It’s about time the boss started a recognition program.
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
According to Webster that makes Brustus an idiot without fault or defect. Sounds good to me.
JesseLouisMartinez almost 4 years ago
You’re always good a being a failure
proclusstudent almost 4 years ago
He has a family an house and a job in short an apparently middle class existence.
In today’s America, he’s a winner.