Strange Brew by John Deering for April 30, 2021

I’ve been eating an average of about one salad per day for a couple of decades, and MY ears haven’t gotten even long enough to do a good job of holding up my covid mask.

Just one…at the all you can eat buffet…

Hare brain , if you ask me.

You mean now or in my salad days?

Do beer and pretzel salads count?

‘ere, you’re not trying to be cheeky, are you?!

Born Feb. 29 of a lepus year.

Harvey? Is that you, Harvey? What … what … what are you doing here?

Ummm, I’m a rabbit, Doc, it’s what I do….

What’s up Doc?

Do flowers count as part of that salad (asks the bunnies in my yard)?

Given the life span of most animals, how good for you can grass and vegetables be for you?

Allan Sherman?

A guy I know (Who has six kids)said, “In the summer, I eat like a rabbit”… I said, Oh, that’s why you have so many kids."

So a lack of “roughage” isn’t his problem?