Close to Home by John McPherson for April 28, 2021

“I’ll be around back…”

She’ll be played by Ah-nold in the movie.

Got both of mine from Navy corpsmen as part of a state-run mass-vacc. site. I don’t know if they were active duty or national guard. Two of the fastest and least noticeable injections I have ever received and, trust me, that’s a lot.

Yay to all the “Alices”

Give her the clap, Bleeb.

It’s not a religion… it’s not a religion… it’s not a religion.. it’s not…

We’d all be better off if this hadn’t become political. Get the vaccine (both shots), or not, it’s your choice, remove your mask and get back to living!

I wonder what stories will come down about this time. Who will be the legends?

She’s always giving little jabs to others.

Well I guess it is better than being known as The Impaler

terminator accent get your vaxx

lol

And was immediately “marked for death” by Fox News and Tucker Carlson…

(Legal Disclaimer: “No reasonable person could possible believe Tucker Carlson would say that”…would they?)

Alice’s lead was cut short when she slipped and accidentally impaled Frank Gimmelberg in the head… allowing runner-up “Maxine The Vaccine” to pull ahead and win the title.

Realizing some sort of bond was formed between them, Alice and Frank (now called “Frankie One-Eye”) joined the Carnival as a knife throwing act!

AND-THEY-LIVED-HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER!

Love her bandoleer!

And she’ll later have her title rescinded when it is discovered that over half were merely saline solution…

That’s a lot of notches in her belt!

Looks like the patients are trembling in fear.

Full Metal Jacket

Great strip, John.