I’d like a drumroll before I eat my egg roll, please.
I think what you are trying to say is, Help! I’ve been steam rolled! I guess it’s better than being rick rolled?
Yes, a good eggroll or springroll is much more welcome than a drumroll or a barrelroll.
A fat bankroll is even more welcome. Then off to the bedroll.
The way prices are climbing these days, you’d need a bankroll to buy an eggroll (or a springroll).
Yes. Chinese food is always the answer.
…Eggroll…
…like the Fatman on Batman…
…was an early Tv D.C. super-villian …
…his meek mild disguise was as J Edgar Drumroll…
…a renowned Ringo Star scholar during the day…
…and a Pete Best fanatic at night…
…a political piranha on the floor…
…he stole from the poor and gave to the rich…
…the F-U superplane his super areoplane…
…the Hummer A-Tune is villainy inspired truck…
…to say he fought Mr. Plastic was a stretch…
…because he killed him with paperwork and redtape…
…no worries…
…Mr. Plastic was recreatedas Solar Power…
…he melted Eggroll into an omelet…
…and they wore tights together…{ complete with underwelts}…
…they formed gerrymandering together…
…in Central City and Akron…
…and happier ever after…
… The End…
You’re five short.
Just order six items and the eggroll is free.
Isn’t that the second Dutch Master from the left?
Looks like Shakespeare… is he creating another sonnet? …Too many egg rolls in my soup, Thou bring me a strainer, to scoop scoop scoop!
Google, does my sky map show any nearby restaurants with a drive-thru?
Professor eggRoll may drum
Roll and red carpet roll out the monkeys
With two you get drumroll.
Oh yes.
He wants that egg to be rolled all over his face.
Harry’s hair curlers life time guarantee.
An egg will spin if it is hard boiled
.
eyeroll
En garde! Aramis, Porthos, and Athos … I have come “fourth“ to egg you on … laissez les bon temps rouler …!
When your paints are runny, your drumroll, too, may turn into an icky, runny, eggroll.
Toast it!
(May I have a drumroll, please?) Huzzah! Here’s to the peerless, toasty, crunchy eggroll!
I’ll have General Tso’s chicken, please….
painedsmile about 3 years ago
I’d like a drumroll before I eat my egg roll, please.
6turtle9 about 3 years ago
I think what you are trying to say is, Help! I’ve been steam rolled! I guess it’s better than being rick rolled?
Randy B Premium Member about 3 years ago
Yes, a good eggroll or springroll is much more welcome than a drumroll or a barrelroll.
A fat bankroll is even more welcome. Then off to the bedroll.
painedsmile about 3 years ago
The way prices are climbing these days, you’d need a bankroll to buy an eggroll (or a springroll).
FLIGHT SUIT about 3 years ago
Yes. Chinese food is always the answer.
3hourtour Premium Member about 3 years ago
…Eggroll…
…like the Fatman on Batman…
…was an early Tv D.C. super-villian …
…his meek mild disguise was as J Edgar Drumroll…
…a renowned Ringo Star scholar during the day…
…and a Pete Best fanatic at night…
…a political piranha on the floor…
…he stole from the poor and gave to the rich…
…the F-U superplane his super areoplane…
…the Hummer A-Tune is villainy inspired truck…
…to say he fought Mr. Plastic was a stretch…
…because he killed him with paperwork and redtape…
…no worries…
…Mr. Plastic was recreatedas Solar Power…
…he melted Eggroll into an omelet…
…and they wore tights together…{ complete with underwelts}…
…they formed gerrymandering together…
…in Central City and Akron…
…and happier ever after…
… The End…
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 3 years ago
You’re five short.
The Old Wolf about 3 years ago
Just order six items and the eggroll is free.
coltish1 about 3 years ago
Isn’t that the second Dutch Master from the left?
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Looks like Shakespeare… is he creating another sonnet? …Too many egg rolls in my soup, Thou bring me a strainer, to scoop scoop scoop!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 3 years ago
Google, does my sky map show any nearby restaurants with a drive-thru?
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 3 years ago
Professor eggRoll may drum
Roll and red carpet roll out the monkeys
Radish the wordsmith about 3 years ago
With two you get drumroll.
Plods with ...™ about 3 years ago
Oh yes.
katina.cooper about 3 years ago
He wants that egg to be rolled all over his face.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 3 years ago
Harry’s hair curlers life time guarantee.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 3 years ago
An egg will spin if it is hard boiled
.
INGSOC about 3 years ago
eyeroll
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
En garde! Aramis, Porthos, and Athos … I have come “fourth“ to egg you on … laissez les bon temps rouler …!
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
When your paints are runny, your drumroll, too, may turn into an icky, runny, eggroll.
Toast it!
(May I have a drumroll, please?) Huzzah! Here’s to the peerless, toasty, crunchy eggroll!
I’ll have General Tso’s chicken, please….