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Technicality. Shouldn’t he be picking pickling peppers. If they’re all ready pickled then they’re in little jars at Trader Joe’s and he should be charged with shop lifting. However if it’s under a $1,000 you just get a ticket. Canned be simpler.
I learned just recently, that here in Panama they call speed bumps, “Dead Policemen” or sometimes “Sleeping Policemen”. Makes going over speed bumps here a totally different experience.
Digital Frog almost 4 years ago
Peter Piper, perceiving a pending penalty for perjury, pleads the phith.
tudza Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Pishaw.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Five times fast.
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
But did he ALSO sell sea shells by the sea shore? While displaying slitted sheets?
LookingGlass Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Poor Peter!! He’s not even wearing any rain gear, after that “assault” on the witness stand!!
/SHNARK/
Zykoic almost 4 years ago
That’s funny!
Jayalexander almost 4 years ago
Technicality. Shouldn’t he be picking pickling peppers. If they’re all ready pickled then they’re in little jars at Trader Joe’s and he should be charged with shop lifting. However if it’s under a $1,000 you just get a ticket. Canned be simpler.
Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Love it
SmallMeadow almost 4 years ago
I learned just recently, that here in Panama they call speed bumps, “Dead Policemen” or sometimes “Sleeping Policemen”. Makes going over speed bumps here a totally different experience.
Gent almost 4 years ago
Poor Peter appears to perpetually ponder over this.
FassEddie almost 4 years ago
So these were purloined pickled peppers? Preposterous!
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Never a dill moment in court
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The court directs counsel to say it not spray it.
joefearsnothing almost 4 years ago
actually it was the “Plaintiff’s proprietary property”! ;o}
Milady Meg almost 4 years ago
Brilliant!
Rev Phnk Ey almost 4 years ago
Personally, I phind this pathetic.
Nyckname almost 4 years ago
I’ve always wondered where Peter Piper found a plant that produces pre-pickled peppers.
WCraft almost 4 years ago
Positively Perfect – Punless!
FunnyMinnion almost 4 years ago
Just comes out as a bunch of p-mush when I try to say that
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Pete Briggs the pickle keeper pats every single pickle, then he puts the patted pickles away in the pickle pen.
LJZ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
PHHTH!
chief tommy almost 4 years ago
Good literature is filled with allitigation
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
badgering the witness like that just isn’t kosher…
buflogal! almost 4 years ago
Allitigation! Perfect. Thanks, Mr. Coverly.